Holy Cream Cheese

I hope those who see this do not offend easily. If that is the case I apologize in advance, but this post does make a light humorous touch on religion and is all meant in good fun. That being said, I want to introduce you all to what I have dubbed, The Holy Cream Cheese!

At work there is a new associate, and during her first week she brought in this delicious dish that a relative makes. I took a bite and immediately started rewriting the lords prayer in honor of this cream cheese pastry treat. I got the recipe the other day and have made it for myself, altering it slightly. I will post the official recipe, along with the changes I made myself. I will post my cream cheese prayer at the end.

Ingredients:
3x tubes of flaky crescent rolls
3x blocks of cream cheese
1 stick unsalted butter
sugar
vanilla
cinnamon
milk (maybe)

All right, so one of the best things about this is you don't have to measure ANYTHING!

Preheat your oven to 350.

To start you blend together all of the cream cheese, sugar, vanilla, and some cinnamon. Add all to taste, add a little, try it, and add a little more depending. Because it's all to taste I did it one item at a time. I also replaced regular granulated sugar with powdered sugar. I did this because I happen to make an amazing cream cheese frosting with powdered sugar, so I knew it would be enjoyed.

I actually stopped at the sugar. My boyfriend, Jay dislikes cinnamon, so I saved that for just the top layer, and I was out of vanilla. Once blended I added just a splash of milk not even 1/4 of a cup, just to thin it a little bit and make it more manageable late for spreading.

Okay so once you have your filling all blended to how you like it, its time to put it all together. Spray down your casserole pan with non-stick cooking spray, or coat it in butter or Crisco, whatever you like for a non-stick surface. Then pop your first roll of  crescent rolls, and lay them out on the bottom of your pan.

Take half of the filling and spread it over the rolls. Between the non stick spray, and the thick filling, this part with bee difficult. Just stay patient, and spread it as evenly as you can.

Then pop the next can, and add a new layer of crescent rolls, followed by the rest of your filling. Spreading out the filling this time will be super easy because the first layer of filling will hold the second layer of crescent rolls in place.

Alright, add the third canister of crescent roll, Then in the microwave, (or on the stove if you prefer) melt one stick of unsalted butter. Then drizzle it all over the top and use a spatula to make sure each pastry triangle is covered. It will gather up between the pastry, don't worry about it, just spread it out as evenly as you can.

Next take your granulated sugar and your cinnamon and dust all over the top.

Bake for 35 minuets in your oven preheated to 350 degrees. After 35 minuets, take it out and smell that sweet cinnamon goodness!

LOOK AT THAT! Oh so good. You are able to dig in almost right away, it cuts easily with a spatula and is great both warm and cold.

It is so simple and easy! Give it a try, play around with the ingredients since it's all just however you like it! This is one backed good that is done by heart, not by head!

And now for the prayer that has already set off way too many laughs!

My taste buds who art in Heaven

Cream cheese be thy name

Thy baked good come

Thy sweet will be done

On my tongue as in my stomach

Give us this day our cinnamon topping

Forgive us eating cheese cake

As we forgive those cheesecake against us

Lead us not into vegetable

But delivers us from Greens

For thine is the cream cheese

The cinnamon,

And the crust,

Forever and ever, amen

Meatloaf Patty

Alright so the meatloaf burger patty is so simple my 2 year old niece could make them. Well, she could start them, I don't think anyone wants a two year old cooking with hot oil. But my point remains, these are so fast and easy, and most importantly, they are GOOD!

My boyfriend became a vegetarian almost two years ago. Until then, he ate meat as much as I do, maybe even more, which is quite a bit as I claim I am more carnivore, over omnivore. But anyway, I had to get creative with a great many meals. I was saving so much money on buying meat since I was only cooking it for myself now. But I also was working like mad at the start of 2014, and I needed something I didn't have to think about when I got home from work so tired. I had so much burger, but was sick of regular burgers, and the other usual dishes too. I love my Momma's Awesome Meatloaf, and since I was the only one eating it I could have leftovers for my lunches and other dinners. But I didn't have cream of soup and I wasn't about to leave the store. Then I remember that there had been times when my mother had made meatballs in a similar way to her meatloaf, sh would serve it with a white gravy. So as I was being sleepy and lazy I decided to make it a meatloaf patty that I could fry up. Over the last few months, I've experimented, and even took a cooking method out of what is essentially a pre-teen kid's book that I discovered and still read today (don't judge me.)

The Meatloaf Patties have become my preferred method of making burgers now. They are also great for making extra and eating them cold the next day. They can be cooked medium well and remain juicy and moist, even while cold, for a couple of days. They fry up fast, though I do encourage experimenting with baking in the over like a regular loaf, but I haven't tried it myself. Alright, well lets get to it!

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef
1/2 package of saltine crackers
2 large or jumbo eggs. 3 if eggs are smaller than large
Seasoning of your choice
Olive oil

Alright so to start you want to put your ground beef, in a bowl that is big enough to not let it spill over when mixing. Crush up your crackers over the beef, and then crack in your eggs.

Before you begin to squish it all together, start up your frying pan. Cover the whole pan in a good amount of olive oil. You are essentially going to fry the hell out of these suckers. (I never claimed they were healthy!) I always cover the bottom, well then add what I estimate to be the same amount of oil once more. Heat it up on halfway between a medium and high heat setting. too high and that much oil will spit out and you might get hurt, or worse.

Once that is done you can mix/squish/fold everything in the bowl together. USE YOUR HANDS!!! That is the only way to know it's all really and properly mixed together. Meatloaf is home cooked comfort food. The use of your hands over a mixer or a spatula, or whatever it is you want to use adds to the feeling of cooked with love. So again, hands. Use them.

Once all is mixed well, then add in your seasoning. You can season it however you want, or not at all! Many people use just salt and pepper. The great thing about meatloaf is that you can literally experiment with ANYTHING here. The origins of meatloaf was back in the day the poor needed a way to utilize all the scraps and leftovers they had so no food would go to waste. Meatloaf is the loaf version of stew, you can put anything into it and it will still be meatloaf. SO have fun experimenting, try using ginger or dried onion flakes. I like to use Cavender's Greek Seasoning. It is pretty much my favorite all seasoning. I use it on almost everything.

Use as much or as little as you like, and mix in. Once more, everyone say it with me.... HANDS! USE THEM!

Once you have it all mixed well together, start making your patties. I make a lot  for me so I always wind up with like three huge patties. They will be slimy from the egg and they will feel like they don't want to stick together. You might find yourself trying to press them harder, I know I have, but don't worry about it. They won't fall apart on you. Then, with a spatula, lay them in the hot oil. It will sizzle and spit and the frying will begin.

Cook time depends on how thick your patty is, the thicker the longer it takes. Use this time to start up any sides you might want to have with it. I suggest mashed potatoes and green beans. Once your patty is about half cooked, flip it and let it finish. Because of the egg, the inside texture will feel raw still even though the burger is cooked medium to well all the way through. And yes you do want this patty cooked to at least medium. It will be too mushy feeling as you eat it if you don't. But don't worry. If you are like me and like your meat still mooing, this will seem just that way! Once it is well done take off the heat and serve it up!

The outside, top and bottom will be crispy and so delicious. The inside will be medium to well done, and soft, and juicy! Add your sides and you're done!

Suggestions: Feel free to treat it like a burger and add all the fixings, and bread or buns. It's good. Add cheese, A1, or any other condiments you like. You're going to love this super quick twist to the classic burger patty!

If you have any leftovers, toss them int he fridge, and have them cold for lunch the next day. They stay juicy for a day or two. I don't know if they go tough after that, I always eat mine pretty quick!

That's all for today! Happy cooking!